Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Don't ask what's up again.

Hello?

Hey...

Oh, hey !

Wassupp ???

Oh... Nothing much... Just shitting

Huh?

Yeah, what?

Uhmm... As in bull-shitting??

No, shitting !

As in sitting-on-the-pot-shitting??

Yeah. Squatting is difficult with all this fat, lol.

Oh. Okay.

What?

No...

What??

No... It's just that... you picked up the phone while you're shitting.

But the phone rang !

Yeah... But people don't usually take the phone to the loo !

But it was in my pocket !

Yeah... But... People don't usually talk while they shit !

Oh. Okay! Click.
Beep beep beep beep beep.

8 comments:

Neelav said...

interesting..really interesting...nice way to put it!!!

ami said...

Heeheeheehee ;D

kyra said...

*giggles*

Anonymous said...

rofl LOL :D
I've had this conversation,er,once or twice too hehe.

ami said...

Hahaha... :D
But this is fiction, btw ;)

Anonymous said...

Then I should most efinitely have not revealed the above 0_0

ami said...

LOL !!!!! No ! It was FUNNNYY :)

Anonymous said...

* not have I meant