Friday, March 16, 2007

Talk about ego boosters. Two tests, what results !! What knaats ! What tangles ! What rubbish, i say ! Entre Pondre !!!!!!! (sorry i just HAD to say that)


Congratulations!
Hello, Wizard. There are many types of magic, but all require a sharp mind and a cool head. There is no puzzle you can't solve, no problem you can't think your way out of. When anyone feels confused or uncertain, they can always rely on you to untangle the knots and put everything back in order for them.
Yes. I WISH. Character Stats: Rogue (14) Warrior (5)Wizard (22) Paladin (11)

Your Profile:You're intelligent, educated, and just a bit superior to everyone you know.
I am ?? Bah. If you're still in school, you probably make A's, if you're not too bored to waste the effort. Yeah, that's what i used to say to feel better about myself. Gah. If you work, your annoying boss relies on you to solve the problems no one else can figure out. You've never met a puzzle you can't solve. *incredulous look* WHAT ?? When it comes to leisure, you'd rather read, play a strategy game, or surf the 'Net than run around getting sweaty. You're talking to the hopping queen here. I ALWAYS want to get all hot and sweaty; it's a childhood inclination. You're a brainiac, and you're not ashamed to admit it.Above all, you're a mastermind and a great thinker. Muhahaha... I so love the guy who's written this... Poor thing You see the unknown as territory to be conquered, and the mysterious as something to be systematically unraveled. You don't have time for fools; you only spend your time with people who can comprehend your obfuscatory convolutions. Now THIS is downright despicable. Is it supposed to be a virtue ? You enjoy amassing knowledge, both useful and trivial. Finally, maybe some truth.

Your Mission: I have a MISSION ?? Huh ? You were put on this earth to enlighten people. Ohhhh... They will listen to you, because they are impressed by your vocabulary, your erudition, and your ability to grasp concepts that invariably elude them. Ha. Ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA. You are the one who has to figure things out, because let's face it - you're the only one smart enough. *more laughter* Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to Discover Something. Something small, or something big. What? I mean, WHAT ?? Find an unknown insect in your own backyard. Discover a cure for sunburn. Develop a faster way to get the dishes done. Calculate the number of molecules in the Andromeda galaxy. Discover a comet. Discover SOMETHING.And do make it a priority. No... Nononononono... You've gotten the wrong "discoverer". Sheesh !! The Famous Adventurer of Silmaria has a crystal ball trained on you, and will be noting your progress. Wah wah !!

A Warning:Try to remember: you're not infallible. If people around you are all nodding and smiling, it may just be because they don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. Check your facts and admit the possibility that even you can make mistakes. Loosen up. Make friends with a Rogue and have him or her try to poke holes in your theories. LOL !!!!!!! Who knows; you might actually have fun.On another note - making plans and formulating theories can be quite stimulating, but at some point, you are going to have to actually DO something. Employ a Warrior, if necessary, to put your brilliant schemes into action. Just be sure your instruction manual is written in very small words. Rogue ? Warrior ?? Eee kaun sab hai bhaiyya ??


This one's even better. I cannot BELIEVE this. Go on... Laugh



The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Hehehehe... I loved the "excuse me". I can picture that... Except i can only see myself caricaturing that, at the very most. Hehe. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. YAY !! *wink wink* You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. More YAY ! You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. Well, it IS not a word. Accept it. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. THIS, i REALLY wish. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. Yuck. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. YUCK. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Haha... Yeah, totally :)
Your exact opposite:The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Kya ?? MOI ?? Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. Come again ? You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. This is officially shit. ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy CONSIDER: The Manchild Uff... I'm bored.


Yes. I know. I will NOT take online tests again. Or... Maybe i will... Just for kicks ;) Cheers... !!

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